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<blockquote data-quote="Þefkat_" data-source="post: 192876" data-attributes="member: 1000731"><p><strong>Çocuklara Sorular ve komik cevapları <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></strong> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ALLAH ANNELERI NEDEN YARATTI?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Yara bandinin nerede oldugunu sadece annem biliyor!!" (Onemli bir sebep bencede )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Buyuk ihtimalle evi temizlemesi icin "</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Dogdugumuzda disari cikmamiza yardim etmesi icin "</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ALLAH SENIN ANNENE DIGER ANNELERDEN FARKLI NE VERDI?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Biz akrabayiz" (Daha acik anlatilamazdi )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annem beni diger insanlarin annesinin beni sevdiginden daha cok seviyor"(En onemli fark bu olsa gerek!!)</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ANNEN KUCUKKEN NASIL BIR KIZMIS ?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annem herzaman benim annemdi baska hicbirsey olmadi"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Bilmiyorum ben o zaman yoktum ama cok otoriter oldugunu tahmin ediyorum"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Guzel oldugunu soyluyorlar"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ANNEN BABANLA EVLENMEDEN ONCE ONUN HAKKINDA NE BILMESI GEREKIYORDU?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Soyadini"(Cok onemli bir nokta )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Gecmisini durust olup olmadigini bilmesi gerekiyordu"(Akillica cevap!)</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Ayda 800 dolar kazanabilirmi? Uyusturucu ilaclara HAYIR ev islerine EVET dermi(Bu cevabin sahibinden korkulur )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ANNEN BABANLA NEDEN EVLENDI?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Babam dunyanin en iyi spagettisini yapiyor ve annem cok spagetti yer"(Birisiyle başka neden evlenilirki! )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Buyuk annem, annem evleneceginde aklini basina alip dusunmedigini soyluyor"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*EVDE PATRON KIM?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annem patron olmak istemiyor ama olmak zorunda cunku babam biraz beceriksiz"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annem, cunku odamin temiz olup olmadigini annem kontrol ediyor,yatagin altindaki herseyi gorur "(Anneler gorur )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Babamdan daha cok yapacak seyi oldugu icin annem"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*BABALAR VE ANNELER ARASINDAKI FARK NEDIR?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Anneler hem evde hem iste calisir babalar sadece ise gider iste calisir"(Aci ama gercek "Anneler ogretmenleri korkutmadan nasil konusulacagini biliyor" (Ogretmenle bir sorun yasanmis anlasilan )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Babalar daha uzun daha guclu ama asil guc annelerde cunku arkadasinda kalmak istediginde annenden izin alirsin" (Kim guclu belli oldu )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Anneler sihirli ! Ilacsiz kendini daha iyi hissetmeni saglayabilirler" (Ben bu cevaba bayildimmm!!)</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ANNELER BOS ZAMANLARINDA NELER YAPARLAR ?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annelerin bos zamani yoktur"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Butun gun faturalari oderler"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*ANNENI MUKEMMEL YAPAN SEY NEDIR?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Ici zaten guzelmis,disida galiba biraz estetik ameliyattan"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Diyet!!"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkgreen">*EGER ANNENLE ILGILI BIRSEYI DEGISTIREBILSEYDIN NEYI DEGISTIRIRDIN?</span></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Odami temiz tutmam gerektigiyle ilgili tuhaf bir takintisi var bunu degistirirdim"(Bu butun annelerde vardir heralde )</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Annemi daha zeki yapardim bazi seyleri benim degilde kardesimin yaptigini anlardi"</span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Arkasindaki gorunmez gozlerinden kurtulmak isterdim"(Kurtulamazsinnn )</span></p><p></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p>__________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Þefkat_, post: 192876, member: 1000731"] [B]Çocuklara Sorular ve komik cevapları :)[/B] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][SIZE=3][B][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkgreen]*ALLAH ANNELERI NEDEN YARATTI? [/COLOR] "Yara bandinin nerede oldugunu sadece annem biliyor!!" (Onemli bir sebep bencede ) "Buyuk ihtimalle evi temizlemesi icin " "Dogdugumuzda disari cikmamiza yardim etmesi icin " [COLOR=darkgreen]*ALLAH SENIN ANNENE DIGER ANNELERDEN FARKLI NE VERDI?[/COLOR] "Biz akrabayiz" (Daha acik anlatilamazdi ) "Annem beni diger insanlarin annesinin beni sevdiginden daha cok seviyor"(En onemli fark bu olsa gerek!!) [COLOR=darkgreen]*ANNEN KUCUKKEN NASIL BIR KIZMIS ?[/COLOR] "Annem herzaman benim annemdi baska hicbirsey olmadi" "Bilmiyorum ben o zaman yoktum ama cok otoriter oldugunu tahmin ediyorum" "Guzel oldugunu soyluyorlar" [COLOR=darkgreen]*ANNEN BABANLA EVLENMEDEN ONCE ONUN HAKKINDA NE BILMESI GEREKIYORDU?[/COLOR] "Soyadini"(Cok onemli bir nokta ) "Gecmisini durust olup olmadigini bilmesi gerekiyordu"(Akillica cevap!) "Ayda 800 dolar kazanabilirmi? Uyusturucu ilaclara HAYIR ev islerine EVET dermi(Bu cevabin sahibinden korkulur ) [COLOR=darkgreen] *ANNEN BABANLA NEDEN EVLENDI?[/COLOR] "Babam dunyanin en iyi spagettisini yapiyor ve annem cok spagetti yer"(Birisiyle başka neden evlenilirki! ) "Buyuk annem, annem evleneceginde aklini basina alip dusunmedigini soyluyor" [COLOR=darkgreen]*EVDE PATRON KIM?[/COLOR] "Annem patron olmak istemiyor ama olmak zorunda cunku babam biraz beceriksiz" "Annem, cunku odamin temiz olup olmadigini annem kontrol ediyor,yatagin altindaki herseyi gorur "(Anneler gorur ) "Babamdan daha cok yapacak seyi oldugu icin annem" [COLOR=darkgreen]*BABALAR VE ANNELER ARASINDAKI FARK NEDIR?[/COLOR] "Anneler hem evde hem iste calisir babalar sadece ise gider iste calisir"(Aci ama gercek "Anneler ogretmenleri korkutmadan nasil konusulacagini biliyor" (Ogretmenle bir sorun yasanmis anlasilan ) "Babalar daha uzun daha guclu ama asil guc annelerde cunku arkadasinda kalmak istediginde annenden izin alirsin" (Kim guclu belli oldu ) "Anneler sihirli ! Ilacsiz kendini daha iyi hissetmeni saglayabilirler" (Ben bu cevaba bayildimmm!!) [COLOR=darkgreen] *ANNELER BOS ZAMANLARINDA NELER YAPARLAR ?[/COLOR] "Annelerin bos zamani yoktur" "Butun gun faturalari oderler" [COLOR=darkgreen]*ANNENI MUKEMMEL YAPAN SEY NEDIR? [/COLOR] "Ici zaten guzelmis,disida galiba biraz estetik ameliyattan" "Diyet!!" [COLOR=darkgreen]*EGER ANNENLE ILGILI BIRSEYI DEGISTIREBILSEYDIN NEYI DEGISTIRIRDIN?[/COLOR] "Odami temiz tutmam gerektigiyle ilgili tuhaf bir takintisi var bunu degistirirdim"(Bu butun annelerde vardir heralde ) "Annemi daha zeki yapardim bazi seyleri benim degilde kardesimin yaptigini anlardi" "Arkasindaki gorunmez gozlerinden kurtulmak isterdim"(Kurtulamazsinnn )[/FONT][/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] __________________ [/QUOTE]
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