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<blockquote data-quote="ReþHa2" data-source="post: 119035" data-attributes="member: 11044"><p><em><strong>[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]<span style="font-size: 15px">Yiyecek-İçecek Hizmetleri Öğretmeni</span>[/FONT]</strong></em></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">KADINLARI MUTLU ETME SIRLARI </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">01. Saçlarını okşa, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">02. Yücelt, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">03. Şımart, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">04. Gözlerinin içine bak, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">05. Geleceğe ait planlar yap, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">06. Dil dök, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">07. Yalvar, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">08. Destek ol, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">09. Yemeğe götür, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Alışverişe götür, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">11. Tekneye bindir, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">12. Güldür, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">13. Zeka oyunları yap, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">14. Müzik dinlet, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">15. Teşvik et, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">16. Teskin et, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">17. Affet, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">18. Hayran kal, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">19. Banyosunu hazırla, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">20. Güven ver, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">21. Kapıyı tut, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">22. Asansörde kat düğmesine bas, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">23. Arabasının kapısını aç, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">24. Isıt, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">27. Ona hasta ol, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">28. Kulağına fısılda, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">29. Ayaklarına masaj yap, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">30. Konsere götür, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">31. Onu her yerde ve her zaman bekle, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">33. Onunla birlikte rejim yap, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">34. Onunla birlikte spor yap,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">35. O uyumadan uyuma, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">36. O uyanmadan uyanma, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> * * *</span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1000. Ne istediğini önceden anla, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1001. Günde yedi kez özür dile, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1002. Sürekli onu dinle, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1003. Yorganı çekince ses etme, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1004. Yorganı titretme, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> * * * </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> 6789. Spor araba al, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6790. Saat al, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6791. Yüzük al, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6792. Küpe al, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6793. Traş ol, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6794. Saç seklini değiştir, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6795. Kareli gömlek giy, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6796. Yemin et, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6797. Dayan, </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6798. Katlan. </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">BAYANLARA... </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">ERKEKLERİ MUTLU ETME SIRLARI</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">01. Karnını doyur. </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">02. Televizyonun kumandasını ver. </span></span></span><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">03. Önünden çekil...</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Gerçeklerle alakası yoktur. Sadece gülmek için yani şöyle::011:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #444444"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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